It's here. What you've always wanted. A weekly subscription to bite sized stories, all exactly the same length, read to you by the author. Every week Jason will read a new strange tale, never longer than a few minutes. You'll cry, laugh, rejoice, or if none of those, you'll still have plenty of time left in the day to do other important things, like raise children, watch a tsunami of critically acclaimed television, heal an injury, eat a second breakfast, call that company about that bill you don't understand, learn to love your self, or sleep, for instance.