Touch

Touch
Jason Porter

Did you ever notice how nobody seemed to notice that nobody was noticing because we were all too busy not noticing?

Assassinate

Assassinate
Jason Porter

We were gone for a while, but so were you. This much anticipated installment is a story posing as a rant posing as a story. Also, a new sponsor!

Consent

Consent
Jason Porter

It’s that time of year. Take care of yourself. Remember that spiritual fulfillment is in none of the places major advertisers are telling you to look. There is nothing under the tree that is going to fill your many voids. But, you do look great in that sweater and your egg nog is, once again, out of sight.

Pretend

Pretend
Jason Porter

We only have so much time and yet we mostly waste it. This podcast is also a waste of time, but under five minutes, so maybe listen while on the toilet.

List

List
Jason Porter

While we do things we start to think about other things forgetting sometimes that all the time we are absolutely nothing.

Post

Post
Jason Porter

Love is mostly feeling fine about mostly not feeling love in the way you mostly thought you might.

Compute

Compute
Jason Porter

There will exist a moment when we will look to something that doesn’t exist to help us figure out if and how to exist.

Congregate

Congregate
Jason Porter

Let’s take it to the creator and ask for our money back, while also not holding our breath, because, let’s be honest, return policies these days are designed to overwhelm you until you give up. But don’t give up. You’re special. Probably.

Befriend (again)

Befriend Again
Jason Porter

This episode is a re-broadcast of a real emotional belch you’re just going to have to deal with. You don’t get to have ups without downs. Sir Isaac Newton probably said that in more high falutin terms. Other people probably said it too. Seems pretty obvious.

Wink

Wink
Jason Porter

There is no point in waiting for everything to be good. Get on the dance floor. Shake it up. Barf a little in your mouth. Life is short.

Laugh

Laugh
Jason Porter

This week’s episode features sleight of hand, and a special new segment on facial expressions.