We decided to get generous and release a bonus episode that we think will be a lot of fun to play out loud while you play at home with your Congressional action figures.
Engorge
We’ve all been there. Finding something difficult to resist which you know you will soon find repellent and nonetheless still not resisting. Like your reflection in a mirror.
Shop
This is the last episode of 2019. Cherish it. It will warm your dead heart!
Limp
Everybody dies and then we forget it because we are busy dying ourselves.
Spend
There was a time when there was much more time because things were less advanced.
Interview
It’s lonely at the top. But, then again, tough shit.
Lead
Sometimes it’s not who you are but who you hope to be, and sometimes you hope to be that person by being with someone you hope will be like the exciting people you’ve seen in the movies. Here’s to hoping.
Pray
Awful stuff plus awful people plus your face equals can't miss entertainment.
Squall
Some phone conversations can take an entire lifetime to finish given all the digital screeches and reception blackouts.
Nurse
What if the attending nurse knows more about our loved one than we do?
Poison
When an awkward exchange at the dinner table leads to passive aggressive suicide, don’t assume love isn’t right around the corner.
Rocket
It is terrible when terrible things happen.
Herd
If we are falling off a cliff, and there were a way to step back and watch us fall off a cliff, would you do so, or would you be the first to take the leap?
Enslave
The future is here, and don’t worry, if you can earn enough money, you will have a romantic partner for life, or at least until their warranty runs out.
Market
Do you giggle when people talk to you about people going poo poo and the subsequent cleanup rituals involved? Just curious.
Manage
Life is a long slog leading up to the enviable retirement where we hold our partners hand while listening to the soft sounds of landscaped idyll .
Relax
Being told to relax is not relaxing.
Brake
Traffic is a condition. Cars are not people. Roads are not for people. People run out of gas. People are not cars. Roads are not metaphors for life. Life is always eventually over.
Tickle
You never know which new buzzing current may or may not be responsible for your recent loss of eyelashes.
Surf
The television viewing couch is a place where things sometimes almost never happen.