Commemorate

Death happens. Life happens. Smells happen. Pets happen. Grownups Are Lucky is back after going away just after falsely claiming it was back. Trust nobody, but also, enjoy!

Unfold

Holy schitz, we’re back. Just when you were ready to give up on podcasts that were short enough to listen to while folding no more than ten pair of underwear. We’re back, you glorious listener! So enjoy! Because nothing lasts forever.

Nod

¡Trigger warning!: This is about that time you were at that place and you were pretty sure everybody wondered if you were actually invited to be in that place and the whole time you felt like everybody hated you and you still can’t confirm that they didn’t. Enjoy!

Clap

The entire Grownups Are Lucky content production team dug down deep to put together several minutes of wildly unnecessary verbage.

Urinate

We’re still at it. And we still have no idea what it is. But also it is you, listening, and then saying to yourself, “They are still at it, and I have no idea what it is.”

Remove

You’d be surprised who people think you look like in another part of the world where people don’t look like you.

Patch

This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.

Trim

When you find yourself asking yourself, “what is the worst that can happen?” the answer is probably lots of terrible things.

Count

Some people go places and then things happen to them and those things are bad for them, but not necessarily bad for their predators.

Fart

All the elves are on furlough, so this is the best we could come up with, and let’s be honest, it’s a disappointment, but you’re used to that by now.

Obey

Here is a story about a depressing sounding place where a kid is asking questions and his stuffed friends are doing their best to give some sound advice.