Let’s take it to the creator and ask for our money back, while also not holding our breath, because, let’s be honest, return policies these days are designed to overwhelm you until you give up. But don’t give up. You’re special. Probably.
Befriend (again)
This episode is a re-broadcast of a real emotional belch you’re just going to have to deal with. You don’t get to have ups without downs. Sir Isaac Newton probably said that in more high falutin terms. Other people probably said it too. Seems pretty obvious.
Wink
There is no point in waiting for everything to be good. Get on the dance floor. Shake it up. Barf a little in your mouth. Life is short.
Laugh
This week’s episode features sleight of hand, and a special new segment on facial expressions.
Resemble
Do you ever look in the mirror and think, I feel like I’ve seen that face before?
Heist
What is love? What is a story? Why are we here? What comes tomorrow? Why was the last season of the podcast so abbreviated? This latest episode answers none of these questions!
Repair
You are what you bring to the table, and you are alone at that table, even if there are other people at that table. They can’t help you, except for maybe being able to pass the salt.
Bill
It’s a brand new season of Grownups Are Lucky, which means absolutely nothing, because we just took the stack of story recipes, shuffled them, and then changed the shit up like we were playing drunken Madlibs. And maybe we were. Who are you to judge? You’re the one who can’t find anything better to do than to listen to this crap.
Write
When it comes to holiday cheer, this year’s season finale doesn’t mistletoe the line.
Live
This episode is so stupid you’ll feel great about yourself for not being as stupid as this episode.
Commemorate
Death happens. Life happens. Smells happen. Pets happen. Grownups Are Lucky is back after going away just after falsely claiming it was back. Trust nobody, but also, enjoy!
Unfold
Holy schitz, we’re back. Just when you were ready to give up on podcasts that were short enough to listen to while folding no more than ten pair of underwear. We’re back, you glorious listener! So enjoy! Because nothing lasts forever.
Watch
Companionship can be found. It can be lost. It can be simulated on television.
Nod
¡Trigger warning!: This is about that time you were at that place and you were pretty sure everybody wondered if you were actually invited to be in that place and the whole time you felt like everybody hated you and you still can’t confirm that they didn’t. Enjoy!
Clap
The entire Grownups Are Lucky content production team dug down deep to put together several minutes of wildly unnecessary verbage.
Urinate
We’re still at it. And we still have no idea what it is. But also it is you, listening, and then saying to yourself, “They are still at it, and I have no idea what it is.”
Loosen
It’s all a sad loop. It’s always been like this. Enjoy!
Remove
You’d be surprised who people think you look like in another part of the world where people don’t look like you.
Jumble
The weather waits for no grandma.
Dislike
This week’s episode includes a bad German accent, unsolicited life advice, and a puzzle!